dang talking horse

Howdy--its been awhile
The following does not reflect the opinions of any member of the herd, just a dang talking horse.
Well, ya see, I headed over to the barn with vaccinations in hand the other day. When I got there, Micah ( my wonder horse) said," I know you'll be glad when I get that free govment health care." I told Micah that program weren't fer no horse. He snorted back, " I was born here and I got more paperwork to prove it than Obamey!" ( True, True )
After giving him his shot, I turned to go. He snorted, " Wait a minute, then I want to be a supreme court justice."" What the heck are ya talking about?" I hesitantly asked. He said that I heard the other day some politician say that we needed a latino women on the High court cuz we ain't never had one afore ." Well, we ain't never had a horse on there neither! " Boy, it's hard to argue with him!
I'll keep ya'll posted on what Micah says.