Monday, December 7, 2009

Howdy and MERRY CHRISTMAS ya'll

This here is a picture of that blonde bombshell , Nellie Belle, pulling Gayle and her uncovered covered wagon. It appears that me, Chuck, and Ramrod laid a solid foundation during her initial training. OK, Gayle gets some of the credit. I just love them blondes!!!!


That Micah won't stop talking.

I was working hard cleaning the stalls the other day and Micah said, " Ain't you getting too old for this crap? "" Well, I reckon I could hire it out", I shrugged. Micah snorted," Don't hire no mooslims!!" " Why not?," I queried. " They might blow up my barn !!!!" ,
he protested. I explained to Micah that all mooslims weren't terrorist , only the radical jihadist.
He then asked me how ya tell 'em apart. I reluctantly told him you can't until they blow something up. He stomped his foot and stated, " You ain't gambling with my barn so you can be politically correct!!!!!" Hell, it's hard to argue with that ol' jack ass.

Big Trail Ride Coming

Jan. 30th---- The Audubon @ Beidler Forest will hold its annual trail ride again right here in my backyard-- Four Hole Swamp. A new part of the trail will go deep into the swamp for those that choose to see if they can be a "swamp fox". If your horse doesn't know how to jump over gators, you might want to take the other trail we will have marked . (Just kidding)

Happy trails!-- Laren

Thursday, August 20, 2009

dang talking horse

Howdy--its been awhile
The following does not reflect the opinions of any member of the herd, just a dang talking horse.
Well, ya see, I headed over to the barn with vaccinations in hand the other day. When I got there, Micah ( my wonder horse) said," I know you'll be glad when I get that free govment health care." I told Micah that program weren't fer no horse. He snorted back, " I was born here and I got more paperwork to prove it than Obamey!" ( True, True )
After giving him his shot, I turned to go. He snorted, " Wait a minute, then I want to be a supreme court justice."" What the heck are ya talking about?" I hesitantly asked. He said that I heard the other day some politician say that we needed a latino women on the High court cuz we ain't never had one afore ." Well, we ain't never had a horse on there neither! " Boy, it's hard to argue with him!
I'll keep ya'll posted on what Micah says.