Wednesday, November 26, 2008

What a great time of year

Howdy y'all

Hope everybody is enjoying the season of hunting and riding -- (not the season of mingling with relatives that don't do either). Like what am I s'pose to talk about?

I ain't got the picture of the for sale horse yet. Sometimes I'm as slack as the next guy. But I do have a picture of Ebutt on his palomino taken at the barrel races.

Big news! A Hollywood director called me and said that he wanted to make a movie about my hunting experiences. He said it would be called " Black Hog Down". That's a joke son, LOL.

( I know Chuck gets it)

This is just for you deer hunters. I came up with a new plan to nail a deer. I call it "Easter egg hunting". When I first mentioned this to some old timer hunting mates of mine, they laughed and said, "Lordy, Lordy!" Some people are jus old and sot in their ways I reckon. This is how it goes--Find a site for a tree stand (preferably near a deer path) with alot of underbrush -- place small amounts of corn in numerous spots amongst the underbrush. Be sure to have a clean shot to any of the positions chosen. The deer will have to play "Easter egg hunt" and he will think he is out of sight because of the underbrush. You are probably chuckling about this about now. Well the first afternoon I sat, I nailed a five point "playing Easter egg hunt!!!" I know I should charge for this extremely clever hunting trickery- but to you the Herd- no charge amigos.

Happy trails--- Laren

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